Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6077
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	133
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	285
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	287
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
New Chunks Explored:	467723	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4831	Farms Harvested:	386
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	9735
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	2461	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Players:	103/900	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Buildings Constructed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Votes:	9719
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6