| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4349 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 165 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7151 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and romance, just like the soap operas your grandma used to watch. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where relationships move at the speed of light.
Witness the tale of a forbidden love between two friends, a cheating scandal, and a whirlwind romance that will leave you questioning your own love life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
And don’t forget about our upcoming wedding event, where you can bring your new Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to meet the whole family. Will they approve of your pixelated partner? Only time will tell!
So come on down to our server and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might just find your own Minecraft soulmate in the process!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9849 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1476 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!
Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8199 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?
So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9191 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 305 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂
Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪
Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5247 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 143 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.
so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4937 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 108 |
these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.
so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6947 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1396 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 9490 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.
Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8373 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5700 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Votes: | 8711 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1604 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 129 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️
if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯
so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1990 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 179 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6001 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3673 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6868 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6420 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Type | Minecraft multiplayer server |
|---|---|
| Focus | Create and govern nations in a large-scale world |
| Features | Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems |
| Activities | Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars |
| Staff | Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the HAM SMP server? | Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server. |
| What can I do in the server? | Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations. |
| Are there rules in the server? | Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules. |
| Is PvP allowed in the server? | Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations. |
