MIL’s MineCraft Server: No Delayed Christmas!

aita, Boundaries, celebration, christmas, christmas dinner, christmas eve, delayed, delayed Christmas, Dinner, Divorce, family, Gifts, holidays, in-laws, Kids, lunch, MIL, mils, Minecraft, not going, partner, Server, Siblings, travel, Visit

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Animals Bred:	74	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of juggling multiple holiday celebrations? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family holiday gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of awkward conversations.

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to please everyone, just like trying to visit multiple families in one day. Will you make it to all the Christmas dinners in time, or will you end up lost in the virtual wilderness?

Create your own boundaries in-game, just like trying to set boundaries with your in-laws. Will you be able to navigate the tricky relationships and still have time to mine for diamonds?

So come join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art turkey for Thanksgiving. It’s a holiday celebration you won’t want to miss!

SenseCraft City 1.21.2

1.21.2, city, Clarity, cognition, Coherence, coherence in reasoning, comprehension, Discernment, Explanation, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, Logic, Lucidity, make it make sense, make sense, Perception, rationality, reason, sense, SenseCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Astral Projections Made:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	64
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

Bankrupt, BROKE, DEBT, financial burden, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial devastation, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial failure, financial hardship, financial instability, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggles, financial troubles, financially, financially ruined, Minecraft, money problems, ruined, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	101
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	167	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ores Mined:	9009
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	6594	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, Healing Process, inner strength, life challenges, life struggles, lowest point, LowPointLad, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ores Mined:	6250	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	83

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Farms Harvested:	993
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ores Mined:	6256
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Votes:	9468	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3117	New Chunks Explored:	318978
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9452

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!