yo, u wanna join this minecraft server? lemme tell u, it’s like if milli vanilli were actually good at something – minecraft! we got pigs that can do the moonwalk, chickens that can sing better than milli vanilli, and creepers that can breakdance like nobody’s business.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of his wand. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have where all the mobs go to party.

so come on, join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re milli vanilli, then you might regret not joining sooner.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76
Star Shards Collected: 292 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Magic Items Found: 5273
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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