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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Runes Activated: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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