MilitiaCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, armory, constitutional rights, Defense, firearm training, Foolish, forming, gun control, gun laws, JOINING, militia training, MilitiaCraft, Minecraft, preparedness, Protection, rigged game, Safety, second amendment, SECURITY, self defense, Server, weapons, well regulated militia

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Void Gems Collected:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3963

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays fair? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to use every weapon in their arsenal to dominate the game, even if it means bending the rules a little.

Join us for epic battles where anything goes – from TNT cannons to lava traps, there are no limits to the chaos you can unleash. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, why not try your hand at some good old-fashioned sabotage? Just remember, all is fair in love and war on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and show off your devious side in a game where the only rule is to have fun at all costs. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous player in Minecraft history!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6367	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	4414
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6809	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	4865
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Emeralds Found:	8349
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	637	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8161

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!