MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mines Excavated:	3772
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Enchantments Applied:	253	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dimension Hops:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Zombie Dances:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6407
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Potions Brewed:	169	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	277

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1691	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.