MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1022 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

    Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

    Corsaire Minecraft Server

    Server Name Corsaire
    Theme Golden Age of Piracy
    Map Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

    Features

    • Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
    • Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
    • Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

    IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own town? Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
    Can I create my own warships? Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
    How can I become a dominant power on the server? Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
    Is the economy player-driven? Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server
    🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

    🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

    🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2663

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

    Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

    Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Enchantments Applied: 249
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

    Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

    Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

    So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4709 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TherapyRantCraft

    TherapyRantCraft
    Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

    On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

    Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 130 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

    SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

    CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

    CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Ventilator Vibes

    Ventilator Vibes
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ArtisNetwork

    ArtisNetwork

    Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Void Gems Collected: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • macaroni-land

    macaroni-land

    greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

    thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

    ⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Star Shards Collected: 50
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

    Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

    Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 132
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

    OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

    Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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