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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	849
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1359
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ores Mined:	1134
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	138
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	277
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Towns Built:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9481
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4702

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Buildings Constructed:	35	Divine Spears Created:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Villages Defended:	9

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	6956
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1