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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Farms Harvested:	753
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7004	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1114

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Towns Built:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Animals Bred:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2560
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	346195
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7143	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Potions Brewed:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3326
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	977

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1420	Mineshafts Explored:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Emeralds Found:	3816
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1209
Buildings Constructed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2