MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

argentina, condemning, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hypocrisy, international relations, Israel, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, MileiCraft, Politics, President Milei, south america, UN, UNhypocrisy, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, attractiveness, bad habits, CreeperCrew, DATING, dating advice, deal breakers, habits, instant deal breakers, instant turn offs, instant turn-offs in women, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, smp, turn-offs, turn-offs in women, unappealing habits, Unattractive, unattractive qualities, undesirable traits

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans for stealing their eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this poultry showdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are pranked with fake treasure chests filled with nothing but a bunch of useless dirt blocks. Oh, the humanity!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious skeletons. It’s a bone-shaking good time, guaranteed!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	142	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Commitment, Deep love, emotional connection, Everlasting love, genuine love, long-lasting love, love, Love and happiness, love and respect, love and trust, LoveCraftedMC, meaningful relationships, Partnership, Pure love, relationships, romance, soulmates, true love, Trust, unconditional love

True love is finding a Minecraft server that fulfills all your wildest dreams and desires. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Yes, this mythical server exists, and it’s waiting for you to join and experience the love at first block.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, secret portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns, and a disco party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

And if you’re looking for romance, look no further. Our matchmaking villagers have a 100% success rate in setting up Minecraft marriages that last a lifetime. Who needs Tinder when you have a server that brings players together in pixelated matrimony?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love flow through your pixelated veins. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Emeralds Found:	9481	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Farms Harvested:	226	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TaiwanTrekkerCraft

Allies, Asia-Pacific, bbc news, cooperation, Defense, Diplomatic, east asia, freedom of navigation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, naval exercises, patrols, Reports, SECURITY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanTrekkerCraft, Tensions, territorial disputes

lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Mind Patterns

Behavior, Brain, cognition, conscious thought, Crafty, Decision making, everyday, habits, INFORMATION, intuition, learning, Memory, Mind, neural pathways, neuroscience, patterns, Perception, processing, Psychology, recognition, subconscious, unconscious mind

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, determination, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Heavens Arena, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, Server, SHONEN, Yorknew City

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3183	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Championship, countdown, cup, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Global Event, Goal, international competition, long tail tags, Minecraft, next world cup, Players, Qualifiers, road to the cup, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory, world

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineCraft24HrLife

24 hours, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, countdown, end of life, final countdown, final moments, fleeting moments, Last Day, limited time, Live, live life to the fullest, live like there’s no tomorrow, make a difference, make amends, make every second count, make memories, MineCraft24HrLife, Seize the Day, time running out

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

anosmia, brain changes, Covid-19, Craft, discovery, findings, health, long-term effects, Lost, Medical, Neurological, neurology, olfactory, pandemic, Patients, research, scientists, sense of smell, smell, study, Symptoms, Syndrome, Treatment, Virus

so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

Bedwars, Code, Creative, Customenchants, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, in, Kidding, Kits, Luckyblocks, Minigames, Modded, night, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, secret, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Starry, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla++ with mods
Active Players	10
Mods	Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses
Features	Active voice chat, proximity chat

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please message me for our server discord information.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?

A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

> Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

car depreciated, Crypto, gold stolen, house squatted, inflated, Minecraft, MONEY, money inflated, rugged, smp, stocks crashed

Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BachTripBillsB4Brides

bach trip, bachelorette trip, BachTripBillsB4Brides, BM dresses, bridal shower, bride tribe, brides expenses, Bridesmaid, Disappointment, Elopement, engagement party, Expectations, fast track wedding, financial reasons, friendship, Group Chat, hair and makeup, headcount deadline, MOH, official wedding day, wedding day

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of timing and financial responsibility? Look no further! Our server is like a bride on a fast track to marriage, with crazy expectations and demands that will keep you on your toes. Join our server and experience the thrill of being summoned to a group chat without even being officially asked to join!

But wait, there’s more! Help throw and pay for virtual bridal showers, show up to virtual rehearsals on time, and of course, show up on the official virtual wedding day. And don’t worry about the cost, just be ready to pay after the fact without knowing how much it’ll be – just like a surprise bill at a fancy restaurant!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and outrageous demands, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WinterCraft: Euro Aid 100mil

100 million euros, 100mil, additional, aid, assistance package, charitable contribution, Crisis, donation, eastern europe, emergency funding, EURO, Europe, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, germany, humanitarian, international aid, pledges, relief efforts, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, winter aid, wintercraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have germany pledging 100 million euros for ukraine in winter aid like wut??? u can build ur own winter wonderland and pretend ur a rich country helping out others lmao. we got snowball fights, polar bear races, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide ur diamonds from the tax collectors. join now and be part of this crazy adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pitaya Flower Power – HpFBH3

characterization, dragon fruit, flower, flower formation, flowering pathways, gene expression, genetic engineering, genetic improvement, genetic research, HpFBH3, HpFBHs, Molecular biology, pitahaya, pitaya, plant biology, plant genetics, positive regulators, power, study, systematic, target genes

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a flower formation master in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got HpFBH3 and all da other HpFBHs ready to make ur pitaya look AMAZING! join now and become a pitaya pro, cuz who wouldn’t wanna be a flower formation guru in minecraft, amirite? let’s get bloomin’!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	90	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Taxed in Ohio Minecraft Server

Fanum, fanum tax, income tax, IRS, Minecraft, Ohio, Ohio fanum tax, Ohio tax, Server, state tax, Tax, tax audit, tax evasion, tax filing, tax fraud, tax law, tax preparation, tax refund, tax return, Tax season, taxed

Tired of getting fanum taxed in Ohio? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the IRS! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own tax-free utopia and never worry about being fanum taxed again.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Join us and witness the chaos as these mutant pigs battle it out with giant chickens for control of the server.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.