| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 6332 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 33 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
MikC25999.aternos.me
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 5945 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
We got so many cool features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow!
Plus, the admins are like magical wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies.
So come on, join us and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1412 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4653 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3503 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Potions Brewed: | 165 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6708 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 191 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.
Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!
So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6214 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2560 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 193 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5622 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5236 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2237 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3766 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5982 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 66 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 142 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| IP | 150.136.8.41 |
|---|---|
| Current Version | Beta 1.6 |
| World Started | Infdev 20100327 |
| Proxy | Betacraft proxy used |
| Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments |
| Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software |
| Server Maintenance | Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed |
| Updates | Weekly updates decided by vote |
| Server Versions | Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.
Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.
The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1623 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!
You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?
So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1968 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8509 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9808 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.
So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!
