Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3963	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	6401	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	215	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Villages Defended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magic Items Found:	6635
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2650
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	199

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Emeralds Found:	479
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1791
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	1517	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Void Gems Collected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Void Gems Collected:	29
Star Shards Collected:	183	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8911
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!