MidnightMunchiesCraft

balance, bbq, CEREAL, Cooking, Dinner, DISHES, family, Food, House, Hungry, leftovers, microwave, middle of the night, MidnightMunchiesCraft, rules, sandwich, step-daughter, tired, Vehicle, work, yard work

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique family dynamic that will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us and witness the drama unfold as a 34-year-old man and his 40-year-old wife navigate life with her two kids, ages 13 and 18, along with her daughter’s 18-year-old boyfriend.

Watch as they struggle to balance work, school, and cooking responsibilities, all while dealing with a rebellious stepdaughter who insists on cooking in the middle of the night and causing grease fires on the stove. Can you help them keep the peace and make the food last, or will you join in on the chaos and add to the madness?

Join our server now and experience the hilarity for yourself! Just remember, when it comes to cooking and survival, anything goes in this crazy household.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5959	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	67
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Towns Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

RumorCraft: Revenge vs Forgiveness

Claiming credit, Conflict Resolution, Coworkers, Distress, emotional distress, forgiveness, interpersonal relationships, negative outcomes, office politics, Problems sleeping, professional behavior, Revenge, RumorCraft, Rumors, sabotage, teamwork, trust issues, undermining, withholding information, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE WORK BUT WITHOUT ALL DA BACKSTABBIN’ COWORKERS! NO RUMORS, NO SABOTAGE, JUST FUN AND BLOCKS!

U SEE, ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYIN’ BOUT SOMEONE STEALIN’ UR IDEAS. U CAN MAKE A CASTLE, A GIANT STATUE OF UR PET CHICKEN, OR EVEN A TACO STAND!

AND GET DIS, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MESS WITH UR CREATIONS, U CAN JUST BANISH THEM TO THE FAR LANDS WHERE THEY’LL BE SURROUNDED BY CREEPERS FOREVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE FORGIVENESS IS OPTIONAL BUT REVENGE IS ENCOURAGED! LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER AND LEAVE ALL DA DRAMA BEHIND!

Seraph’s Wild

active community, Biomes, custom advancements, Custom Items, discord server, Dungeons, Land Claims, nether rehauls, new mobs, proximity chat, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Staff Members, Wild

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Server Name	Seraph’s Wild
Server Type	Semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server

Overview

Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server with a focus on changing vanilla gameplay while keeping everything server-side. You can join straight into the server without needing any mods.

Features

Custom items and biomes with unique effects
New mobs with cool attacks
Rehauls to the end and nether
Massive dungeons to explore
Proximity chat for in-game communication
No land claims, /tpa, /home, etc.
1000+ Custom Advancements
Active community and staff members

Want to join?

Join our Discord server! https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc

FAQ

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, everything is server-side, so you can jump straight into the server without needing any mods.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items and biomes with unique effects.

Q: Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

A: There is no specific limit, but the server may have a cap based on its capacity.

Q: Can I communicate with other players in-game?

A: Yes, there is proximity chat available for in-game communication.

Q: How do I explore the massive dungeons on the server?

A: You can spend hundreds of hours exploring the massive dungeons on the server.

Q: Are there any special features in the end and nether?

A: Yes, there are huge rehauls to the end and nether to keep you entertained.

Tropical Sands 1.20.1

1.20.1, beach activities, beach atmosphere, beach culture in Brazil, beach destinations, beach experience, beach relaxation, beach scenery, beach tourism, beach travel., Beach Vibes, Beach Weather, beaches in Brazil, Brazilian beach lifestyle, Brazilian beach resorts, Brazilian beaches, Brazilian coastline, Brazilian vacation spots, sands, sandy shores, sun and sand, Tropical, Tropical beaches

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Items Found:	8779
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5666
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Dude, forget about Brazilian beaches, have you heard about this Minecraft server where the sand is made of diamonds and the water is pure lava? Join now for the ultimate beach experience, where you can mine for treasure and swim in fiery pits of doom! Who needs real beaches when you can have this insane virtual paradise? Get ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills tested to the max!

VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

Beans, Chickpeas, Communication, compromise, Cooking, future kids, Healthy Eating, meal prep, meat, Minecraft, partner, Potatoes, relationship issues, Rice, separate meals, Server, Snacking, soy, teamwork, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieCraft, weight loss

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of meal prepping for a vegetarian partner? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual kitchen where you can cook up some pixelated meals for your loved one without the hassle of real-life arguments.

Join our server and experience the drama of trying to balance meat-eater meals with veggie options, just like in this epic tale. Will you be the hero who saves the day with extra rice and potatoes, or will you face the wrath of a hangry partner who just wants their own separate meals?

And who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to cook for virtual kids who go vegetarian too! Can you handle the pressure of feeding a whole family of blocky eaters? Join our server now and find out!

ExWifeSabotageGoneWrong

defending your marriage, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful in-laws, ex-girlfriend drama, ExWifeSabotageGoneWrong, family acceptance, family conflicts, family drama, family interference, interracial marriage, Marriage Support, standing up for yourself, wedding boundaries, wedding day chaos, wedding day drama, wedding etiquette, wedding family drama, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guests, wedding sabotage

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all the family drama behind, just like our player who stood up for themselves at their wedding.

Imagine facing off against your in-laws in a PvP match, with Emily trying to sabotage your builds while James’s mom tries to steal your diamonds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any disrespectful comments about your relationship here!

So come on and join us for a wedding-free, drama-filled adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even find a supportive community that has your back, just like James had his partner’s back when things got heated. Let’s build, battle, and banish the haters together!

CringeCraft SMP

awkward encounters, awkward situations, cringe-worthy moments, CringeCraft, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing moments that haunt me, embarrassing moments that I can’t forget, embarrassing moments that I wish I could erase, embarrassing moments that scarred me, embarrassing moments that still make me cringe, embarrassing moments to remember, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, life stories, most embarrassing moment ever, personal anecdotes, smp, social mishaps

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so embarrassing! But then the admin swooped in on a flying pig and saved me, it was epic.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have giant chickens roaming around and a secret underground disco party where we all wear diamond armor and dance to Creeper music. And don’t even get me started on the pranks, last week someone turned the entire spawn into a giant potato, it was so random and hilarious.

So if you want to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have a secret handshake involving llamas and fireworks, it’s pretty exclusive. Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join us now!