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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Void Armor Forged: 19 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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