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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9615 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!