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MidlifeCraft: 30 Life Expectancy

MidlifeCraft: 30 Life Expectancy

New Minecraft Servers

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the midlife crisis at thirty and live your best blocky life! we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by steve himself!

why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!

plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?

so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

    Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

    So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

    And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Lab

    The Lab

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    General Info

    Current Version 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
    Server Location Germany
    Render Distance 10
    Simulation Distance 10
    Game Mode Hard
    World Border 12,5k x 12,5k
    FireTick On (usually)

    Features

      • Head Database (/head)
      • Dynmap
      • Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
      • Proximity Voice Chat
      • Armor statues
      • Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

    If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

    The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

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    This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

    Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

    We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

    Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

    ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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