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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4012 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 443 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!