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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9014 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 2277 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!