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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5958 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!
plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?
so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!