MidlifeCraft: 30 Life Expectancy

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the midlife crisis at thirty and live your best blocky life! we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by steve himself!

why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!

plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?

so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!

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  • CrystalCraft Minecraft Server

    CrystalCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guyz, dis server iz so lit dat even Greenland iz shakin in its icy boots! our crystal blue lakes r turnin BROWN and belchin out CARBON DIOXIDE like itz nobodiez business. come join us on dis wild ride as we turn da world upside down in Minecraft! who needz global warmin when u got our server bringin da heat? Join now for a chance to witness da end of da world in da most epic way possible! 🌍🔥💥 #GreenlandAintGotNothinOnUs

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  • CraftyCrisisDanemark

    CraftyCrisisDanemark
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, denmark is in, like, CRISIS mode after a terrible phone call with trump about greenland. like, can you even imagine? it’s, like, so crazy, man. but, like, on this server, we don’t have any trump drama, just good vibes and epic builds. so, like, come join us and escape the chaos of the real world. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build some crazy stuff together, bro.

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  • Turnabout SMP

    Turnabout SMP

    Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

    Server TypeSurvival
    Age Requirement16+
    FeaturesEvents, Inclusivity, Quality of Life Addons, Shopping and Minigames District, Mayoral Elections, Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins, 24/7 Uptime, and more!
    DiscordJoin our Discord

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the Turnabout Minecraft server, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord and follow the instructions in the #whitelist channel.

    Q: Is the server friendly to new players?

    A: Yes, Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a friendly and inclusive environment for all players, including new ones.

    Q: What kind of events does the server host?

    A: Currently, the server is about to start capture the flag and is working on the museum. Events like these offer fun and entertainment for the players.

    Q: Are there any rules against stealing and griefing?

    A: Yes, Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins in place to protect players’ items and builds. Any instances of theft or damage can be rolled back.

    Q: What is the Mayoral Elections feature?

    A: Mayoral Elections allow players to have a say in how the shopping and minigames district is run, giving them a sense of ownership and decision-making in the server.

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  • Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

    Bed Buddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

    Join us for epic parties where you can invite all your friends, even that guy friend you’ve known since freshman year who may or may not have a crazy girlfriend. We promise no drama, just fun and games!

    Build your dream house and invite all your friends to crash after a wild party. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to steal their Minecraft boyfriend – unless you actually do, then all bets are off!

    So come join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual birthday party!

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  • HubsHatesItButHeGottaGo

    HubsHatesItButHeGottaGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no family dinner drama!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the social calendar woes of your real life. Tired of being responsible for RSVPs and dealing with pushy family members? Join our server and leave all that behind!

    Imagine a world where you can accept invites on behalf of your husband without any consequences. No more awkward family dinners or fights over who should cancel plans. On our server, you make the rules and drama is strictly prohibited.

    Join us for monthly family dinners with virtual in-laws who will never judge you for accepting invites without permission. Enjoy quality time with virtual siblings and relatives who won’t guilt trip you for missing events. It’s the perfect solution for anyone tired of real-life social obligations.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who knew virtual family dinners could be so stress-free and fun?

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