join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the midlife crisis at thirty and live your best blocky life! we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by steve himself!

why join, you ask? well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? only on our server, of course!

plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep hidden in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by the magical ender dragon. who wouldn’t want that kind of power at their fingertips?

so come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. midlife crisis at thirty? not on our watch!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 1366 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Animals Bred: 165 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Server
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