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Jerk Off Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2208

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and things are getting wilder than ever before.

Join us as we explore Mirror Dungeons that will make your head spin – from the Mirror of the Wuthering to the Mirror of the Dreaming, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a ride like no other. And don’t forget about the upcoming event, The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the upcoming extractions like the Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair or the E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff? It’s going to be a blast, we promise.

And for all you EGO and Sinner enthusiasts out there, we’ve got all the info you need on our official site and Twitter. Plus, don’t forget to check out our useful resources and general guides to help you navigate this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. See you in the chaos!

Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of llamas who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the clucks and you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Trash Talker Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a llama fashion show. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond banana that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Bring back the Lexus

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Welcome to RedeLexus! Our server is the perfect choice for anyone looking for a unique and exciting Minecraft experience. We are constantly working to offer a fun and dynamic environment for RankUP and Survival players, always full of new features for you to explore and have fun!

What will you find at RedeLexus?

RankUP: Challenging progress with innovative systems, exclusive rewards and lots of excitement as you level up. Survival: Personalized survival with new features, special items and unique mechanics that will transform your gameplay. Constant Updates: Always adding new features to keep the experience fresh and interesting. Special Events: Participate in competitions, challenges and community events to win amazing prizes! Compatible with versions 1.8+: Connect with your favorite version and start your adventure right now! Server IP: redelexus.com | port: 19132 Join our community and discover why we are the favorite destination for Minecraft lovers. Come play at RedeLexus and become a legend in our world full of possibilities!

Join now and start your journey!

redelexus.com

FartCraft

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Dive into a world of endless fun, challenges, and adventures! Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive spirit, Miniverse has something for everyone:

KitPvP: Battle it out in adrenaline-pumping PvP arenas with customizable kits to suit your style! SMP: Explore, build, and survive in a thriving survival world with a friendly community. Parkour: Test your skills and conquer challenging parkour courses designed to push you to the limit! Bedwars: Team up or go solo in fast-paced Bedwars matches. Defend your base and destroy the competition! Minigames: Enjoy a variety of unique, action-packed minigames for hours of entertainment!

Join now and be part of a growing community where fun never ends. Whether you’re here to conquer, create, or compete, Miniverse is the perfect place to call home! Adventure awaits—are you ready?

fartcraft.playit.gg

Supreme Code Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii’s streams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to play Uno with Bae, Bijou, and Gigi while dodging Pico Park chaos with Fauna and IRyS. Need a break from the madness? Come chill in our free chat room and vibe to Kronii’s original songs like “Daydream” and “蒼天に燃ゆ”. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, explore our fanbase tags like #kronillust for art and #kroniirotic for NSFW creations (we won’t judge). Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Members Only HELL oHALO Watchalong – it’s gonna be lit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Kronii love flow through you! And remember, report any leaks or defamation against Kronii to Cover – we’ve got your back!

No one Responded Minecraft SMP – Effortpost Thread

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles on top of a floating island, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Craddle Valley SMP

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Unique Features

Why Choose CRADDLE VALLEY SMP ?

Lag-Free Experience: Enjoy a smooth and immersive gameplay experience with our top-tier servers. Friendly Staff: Our dedicated staff members are always available to help with any questions or issues.

31.56.45.28

BoopNet.gg RLCraft Dregora

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BoopNet.gg RLCraft Dregora Server

Embark on a challenging adventure with BoopNet.gg’s RLCraft Dregora server. This modpack combines the hardcore survival elements of RLCraft with the expansive world generation of Dregora, offering a unique and immersive experience. Join Us: Server IP: boopnet.gg Discord: http://boopnet.gg/discord Whether you’re a seasoned RLCraft player or new to the modpack, BoopNet.gg’s RLCraft Dregora server offers a fresh and exciting challenge. Dive into a world of peril and discovery—your adventure awaits! Let’s Boop!

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Block Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats who can build epic structures in seconds with their lightning-fast paws.

2. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern, dodging creepers and zombies along the way.

3. Our community is made up of friendly aliens from a distant galaxy who are always down for a game of virtual tag in the pixelated forests.

4. We host weekly dance parties at the virtual disco club, where players can show off their best blocky dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Stego Saturday – Stella’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to hug a gator in-game and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST while you play. Need some mods to spice things up? We’ve got you covered with our Snoot Mods, guaranteed to make your Minecraft experience wilder than ever before. Plus, our Snoot AI Chatbots will keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Brydensmp

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please refer to the website for information as we have put all of the info you will need there because it is easer to manta think you and pls vote and join.

brydensmp.minecraft.best

No Racist Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a vanilla ice cream cone? Look no further, because our server is so white, you’ll need sunglasses just to log on! We’ve got more white blocks than a polar bear’s igloo, and our players are so pale, they make Casper the Friendly Ghost look tan. Join us for a snowball fight that’s whiter than a blizzard in the North Pole, and build your dream castle out of the whitest blocks you’ve ever seen. So come on down to our server, where the only color you’ll see is white – because who needs diversity when you’ve got snow?

> Coming Out In 2025 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is coming out in 2025 and it’s going to blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and even a pet dragon! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	526	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Farms Harvested:	691
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6148
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Animals Bred:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Potions Brewed:	116
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	5221	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	220
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	2343
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4728	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Animals Bred:	144	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4891
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	4580	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dimension Hops:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Emeralds Found:	8570

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10