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DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	190
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	4993
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Animals Bred:	77

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	5258	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Potions Brewed:	175	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	63
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	4103	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Animals Bred:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	22

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4483
Votes:	1908	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	634	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8989
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Players:	100/400	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2