Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

accidental death, Adventures, animal care, Animal lover, childhood friends, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Friends, funny, Guilt, hamster, Innocence, kitchen mishaps, kitchen safety, lolz, microwave, Minecraft, mishap, Nostalgia, pet mishaps, Popcorn, regret, Server, tragic

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Votes:	2933
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	210600
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crops Grown:	1216
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Star Shards Collected:	289
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	922	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Ores Mined:	3028

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	9772	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	188

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	2613
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance

Zesty Country Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Country, Craft, national pride, patriotism, Zest, zest for life, zest for living, zestful, zestful citizens, zestful community, zestful country, zestful culture, zestful lifestyle, zestful living, zestful nation, zestful people, zestful society, zestful traditions, zestfully, zestiness, Zesty

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	119
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Towns Built:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zesty adventure!

We have more sheep than you can count, and they all wear sunglasses for maximum coolness.

Our pigs have been trained in the art of breakdancing, so you can have epic dance battles with them.

The cows on our server produce chocolate milk, because why settle for regular milk when you can have chocolatey goodness?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can ride our llamas into battle against the evil zombie hordes.

So come on down and join us for a zesty time like no other!

CryBabyCraft Minecraft Server

CryBabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	115	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and decision-making skills? Look no further than our server, where we promise to give you the ultimate challenge just like dealing with a bossy and manipulative grandkid!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to reason with a crying eight-year-old who only wants her cake in one piece. And don’t forget about the intense chess matches where you’ll have to come up with creative solutions to avoid a meltdown.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like dealing with a tantrum-throwing child, you’ll need nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the chaos. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

TattooTroubleCraft

Argument, Author, avoidance, Body, Boyfriend, Communication, decision, disagreement, Expression, Individuality, judgment, justification, London, personal choice, Quote, relationship, self esteem, Self-expression, tattoo, TattooTroubleCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1316	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and judgment like this poor soul with the tattoo! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no judgment for your ink choices!

On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being shamed by your significant other. Build a world where your tattoos are celebrated, not criticized. Who cares if it’s a quote from a famous author or a random doodle – it’s all about self-expression here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if you need a break from the drama, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun. No need to justify your decisions here – just build, explore, and enjoy the freedom of Minecraft!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid cuts, aid restrictions, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, geopolitical tensions, Humanitarian Aid, INAUGURATION, international relations, Israel, israel palestine, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?

We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!

Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!