yo, so like, this server is like, totally outta this world, man. we’ve got like, mad scientists up in here who figured out how to mess with the tiny stuff in the universe. like, we got microscopic cows that you can ride on and tiny creepers that explode in a puff of glitter.

plus, we’ve got this secret underground lab where you can make potions that turn you into a giant or give you super speed. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that poop diamonds.

if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole nother level of crazy, then come on over. but be warned, once you start playing here, you may never wanna leave. it’s like a black hole of fun and insanity, man.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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