yo, so like, this server is like, totally outta this world, man. we’ve got like, mad scientists up in here who figured out how to mess with the tiny stuff in the universe. like, we got microscopic cows that you can ride on and tiny creepers that explode in a puff of glitter.

plus, we’ve got this secret underground lab where you can make potions that turn you into a giant or give you super speed. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that poop diamonds.

if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole nother level of crazy, then come on over. but be warned, once you start playing here, you may never wanna leave. it’s like a black hole of fun and insanity, man.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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