yo, so like, this server is like, totally outta this world, man. we’ve got like, mad scientists up in here who figured out how to mess with the tiny stuff in the universe. like, we got microscopic cows that you can ride on and tiny creepers that explode in a puff of glitter.

plus, we’ve got this secret underground lab where you can make potions that turn you into a giant or give you super speed. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that poop diamonds.

if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole nother level of crazy, then come on over. but be warned, once you start playing here, you may never wanna leave. it’s like a black hole of fun and insanity, man.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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