yo, so like, this server is like, totally outta this world, man. we’ve got like, mad scientists up in here who figured out how to mess with the tiny stuff in the universe. like, we got microscopic cows that you can ride on and tiny creepers that explode in a puff of glitter.

plus, we’ve got this secret underground lab where you can make potions that turn you into a giant or give you super speed. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that poop diamonds.

if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole nother level of crazy, then come on over. but be warned, once you start playing here, you may never wanna leave. it’s like a black hole of fun and insanity, man.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Mines Excavated: 4823 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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