yo, so like, this server is like, totally outta this world, man. we’ve got like, mad scientists up in here who figured out how to mess with the tiny stuff in the universe. like, we got microscopic cows that you can ride on and tiny creepers that explode in a puff of glitter.

plus, we’ve got this secret underground lab where you can make potions that turn you into a giant or give you super speed. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that poop diamonds.

if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole nother level of crazy, then come on over. but be warned, once you start playing here, you may never wanna leave. it’s like a black hole of fun and insanity, man.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mines Excavated: 1485
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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