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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Gods Slained: 0
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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