A very fun smp to play it has many custom recipes and events.It has dungeons,jobs and economy. Join Michael nug smp and have fun.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9827 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.
Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1598 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil chickens. Explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of diamonds and the rivers flow with lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his golden egg of ultimate power?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Potato Wizard!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
SuperHorrorBro is a popular horror gaming YouTuber known for his entertaining playthroughs, reviews, and commentary on various horror games. With a passion for all things spooky and creepy, he has amassed a loyal following of fans who appreciate his witty humor and genuine love for the horror genre.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.
So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, who grants wishes to those who can catch it.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the heart of a volcano? Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pandas ready to defend us with their bamboo swords and ninja skills.
And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions that turn you into a unicorn for a day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!
But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.
So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
