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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	6499
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Votes:	8103	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Farms Harvested:	869
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	134
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8631	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Potions Brewed:	176
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	694
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2645
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Potions Brewed:	68	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3371	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2