| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3614 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Votes: | 1833 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4592 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 88 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5184 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 489884 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8853 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9333 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4476 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2953 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9083 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3846 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3993 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7627 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 268 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6784 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3276 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 106 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 177 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1177 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9638 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4777 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7691 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8589 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 747 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3162 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9619 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 90 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5061 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5002 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 4737 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7736 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6343 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Votes: | 2300 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
