so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 29 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Buildings Constructed: 23 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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