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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7337 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 235 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
