MetaSurvivalCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crops Grown:	8090
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1961
Secret Passages Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crops Grown:	8234
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	5469

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Votes:	7994	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5378
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.

InLawzOutlawzMC

brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Distance, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, in-laws, InLawzOutlawzMC, Priorities, Province, quality time, relationships, SightSeeing, Time management, travel, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crops Grown:	9289
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family (of pixelated animals, of course)! No in-laws to worry about here, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity.

Imagine a wedding where the bride and groom are actually dragons, and you have to mine for diamonds to give them as a gift. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft land. The only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to build your castle with!

So say goodbye to awkward family gatherings and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

HateCraft: Reddit Edition

Attitudes, Behavior, Community, controversial, criticism, culture, Edition, everyday life, hate, HateCraft, internet, normal, ONLINE, online forums, Opinions, public opinion, Real Life, reddit, social media, social norms, society, trends, unpopular

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of Reddit hating on everything you love? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the things Reddit despises! From pineapple on pizza to using emojis unironically, we welcome all the controversial topics with open arms.

Join us for epic build battles where the only rule is to create the most outrageous and meme-worthy structures you can think of. Want to ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of a diamond sword? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players compete to pull off the most hilarious pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of trapdoors, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner troll run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Reddit sensation for all the right (or wrong) reasons.

CraftyZelenskyy76

America, budget allocation, CraftyZelenskyy76, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, global affairs, government aid, government funding, international aid, international aid distribution, international relations, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine economy, us foreign policy, US$177 billion, US$76 billion, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Runes Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Emeralds Found:	7753	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, y’all. we got more fun than a barrel of creepers, i tell ya. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Pixelmon Ranger

Adventure, classical music, Community, Crates, Custom initials, customize, Epic, Events, Incredible, Join, Nostalgia, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Ranger, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Rewards, Searches, Start, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

The Pokémon adventure you were looking for! In Pixelmon Ranger you have everything:

Pokehunt to challenge you with epic searches. Pokebuilder to customize your Pokémon as you want. Crates and rewards for completing the Pokédex. Constant events, Custom initials and an incredible community. Relive nostalgia with the classical music of Pixelmon.

Join and start your adventure today!

pxranger.mcraft.pro:25648

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8