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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6673 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!