MetalCraft: Lead Gen

#metalheads, 1970s, 1980s, Gen, generation, health risks, heavy metal, heavy metal bands, invention, lead, long tail, metal fans, metal music, metal pioneers, MetalCraft, Music, Music (Industry), music history, Rock, rock culture, Rock Music, Toxicity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND! THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT MAKES THE GENERATION THAT INVENTED HEAVY METAL LOOK LIKE THEY HAD LEAD IN THEIR SYSTEMS!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!

SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?

JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)

SystemCore

dedicated hardware, Papermc, Plugins, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Survival MC with a focus on PaperMC plugins and a smooth experience. Hosted on powerful dedicated hardware. Lots of updates and work coming in the future.

135.148.150.20

Wavecraft

active abilities, blocks, Community, competitive, Creative, Enchantments, Farming, Fishing, Furniture, Gear, gear drops, Items, Mining, mobs, Passive abilities, Plugins, RPG, smp, Survival, swearing, Technical, WaveCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Wavecraft Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Absolutely No P2W	Items that can be bought through the store can be obtained in-game with in-game currency.
No resets, ever	World is over a year old with no plans for map resets.
Custom Items, Tools, Mobs, Furniture	Over 500 custom items, tools, weapons, custom mobs, and furniture to discover.
Family Friendly	No swearing, suitable for all ages.
Pyro Plugins	Custom fishing, farming, and mining plugins with competitions and leaderboards.
Slimefun	Technical plugin that adds new items for grinding and crafting.
AuraSkills	Skills plugin for leveling up and unlocking abilities.
Custom Enchantments	Over 200 custom enchantments for gear enhancement.

IP:

playwavecraft.net

Version:

1.8 – 1.21+

FAQ – Questions & Answers:

Q: Is the server family friendly?

A: Yes, Wavecraft is a family friendly server with no swearing allowed.

Q: Can items be bought with real money?

A: No, items that can be bought through the store can also be obtained in-game with in-game currency.

Q: Are there regular map resets?

A: No, the server has not had a map reset in over a year.

Q: What kind of custom items are available on Wavecraft?

A: Wavecraft offers over 500 custom items including tools, weapons, furniture, and custom mobs.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, Wavecraft features plugins such as Slimefun, Pyro Plugins for fishing, farming, and mining, AuraSkills for RPG elements, and custom enchantments.

Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	New Chunks Explored:	402538
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	50108	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Towns Built:	9	Buildings Constructed:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	1127	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Emeralds Found:	2912	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Animals Bred:	126	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	9267
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!