so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 128 Alien Abductions: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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