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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9503 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Votes: | 3516 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.
also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.
plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.
so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
