Meta Minecraft SMP Gurus | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2482	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or maybe you’re more interested in hunting down elusive rainbow sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover the true meaning of Minecraft madness! Who needs diamonds when you can have dancing zombies and fire-breathing chickens?

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Emeralds Found:	7202
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	877698	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	276
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4684	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Void Gems Collected:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Villages Defended:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Zombie Dances:	10
Farms Harvested:	985	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	194
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	85	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!