Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NeverAgainCraft

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MayhemCraftUK

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So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Animals Bred:	157	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Players Killed by Monsters:	2286	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

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So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Runes Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1721
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mate Value Power Play

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come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Potions Brewed:	76	Mines Excavated:	3166

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Void Armor Forged:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BabyBlocker2021

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	7572	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.