| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3393 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
MestingCraft.wyldhost.de
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6613 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 5608 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Crops Grown: | 1557 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8435 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7439 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9249 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 454 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 695 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Enchantments Applied: | 161 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2843 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3945 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Potions Brewed: | 90 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8060 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 294 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7442 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Animals Bred: | 18 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9510 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5823 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 36 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8244 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2232 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 401 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Votes: | 5831 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7732 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 85 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3201 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 232 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6793 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
