MercuryMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6514	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	9	Animals Bred:	72

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	7246	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6473	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FriendshipCraft: ToughLoveGoneWrong

AA!, alcoholism, brother, coping mechanism, Country, depression, despondent, discord notifications, friendship, FriendshipCraft, Group Chats, hair loss, Hurricane Helene, Inappropriate Behavior, Loss, love, Marriage, Online Community, Support, tough love, ToughLoveGoneWrong, weight gain

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crops Grown:	3273	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7673	Players Killed by Monsters:	4128
Potions Brewed:	165	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while battling dragons and zombies at the same time. Our server offers a unique experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And the best part? You can do it all while hanging out with your friends and making new ones along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a support group for those going through tough times. Need someone to talk to about your problems? We’ve got you covered. Our community is here to lift you up and help you through any challenges you may be facing.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life while slaying creepers and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TeenTipz Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, Communication, Decision making, education, Experience, future planning, growing up, guidance, knowledge, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Preparation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, teenagers, TeenTipz, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Yo, listen up all you youngins! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell ya, it’s gonna be lit AF! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!

CraftyNotGenius

CraftyNotGenius, Delusion, fake genius, false perception, fraud, GENIUS, GIFTED, impostor syndrome, intelligence, Misconception, misidentified, misinterpreted, misjudged, Mislabeled, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, overestimated, Perception, pseudo-genius, talent

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?

Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!

BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire

BlockyLove, Boredom, boredom in relationships, Communication, desire, emotional connection, Intimacy, intimacy issues, long-term relationships, lower satisfaction, relationship dynamics, relationship fulfillment., relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, research, sex life, Sexual boredom, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2300	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin!

Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2

1.21.2, alcohol, chia seeds, Edamame, estrogen, flax oil, flaxseed, Forbidden, hormone, hormone therapy, isoflavones, licorice root, Medications, miso, mutilation, natural hormone therapy, overweight, resveratrol, sesame oil, sesame seed, tempeh, TESTOSTERONE, Tofu, trump, wine

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3793	Dimension Hops:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

This server is like a buffet of estrogen-filled foods! We got onions, miso, tempeh, tofu, edamame, and more to help you feel like the fabulous queen you are! Who needs testosterone when you can have a soy-filled feast every day? Plus, we offer free licorice root shots to make sure your testosterone stays far, far away. Join us and say goodbye to Trump’s anti-hormone therapy agenda – we’re all about that natural, estrogen-packed lifestyle here!

LootinLlamas Minecraft SMP

LootinLlamas, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Votes:	5848	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

OMG guys, like, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you will be like, instantly transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Like, seriously, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and win! And the best part is, the owner of the server is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him hidden in the enchanted forest! So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #Yolo #MinecraftMagic #PigsCanFly

PixelPimpin’Papi

attraction, characteristics, Charm, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guy, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Like.., Masculinity, Personality, PixelPimpinPapi, Preferences, Qualities, relationships, Respect, romance, Traits, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	197	Farms Harvested:	872

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Because our male players are all secretly handsome princes in disguise, just waiting for their princesses to come and rescue them! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft boyfriend who will build you a castle fit for a queen? So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38