Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!
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We’ve got mobs that will make you question your existence, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning reality. But hey, who needs skills when you have sheer determination and a whole lot of luck, am I right?
So come on, join us on this wild ride where losing is winning and winning is…well, still winning. Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion, join now and embrace the madness!
Imagine spending months discussing beam sizes and models with your virtual partner, only to have them change their plans overnight because of their virtual best friend’s opinion. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making, but hey, that’s what makes our server unique!
So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to have your virtual house renovation plans completely derailed by a random opinion. It’s all part of the adventure on our server!
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
Imagine a world where everyone is required to wear a mustache made out of rainbow-colored wool at all times. That’s right, our server’s one and only law is that every player must sport a fabulous mustache that would make even Salvador Dali jealous.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that a mustache and talking cows could make for such a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft?
We have a community of players who also value their independence and don’t want to rush into anything. Whether you’re dealing with stress from creepers blowing up your creations or skeletons shooting you from afar, we get it and we support you!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can just be yourself and not feel guilty about not wanting a relationship, join us! We promise you won’t be pressured into anything other than having a good time and enjoying the game. Plus, we have plenty of virtual therapy llamas to help you work through your feelings. Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama in Minecraft!
Ever wanted to ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of exploding chickens? Or battle a giant squid with a sword made of cheese? On our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ CreepyCreeper spinning the hottest tracks. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and pigs fly.
So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and absurd Minecraft server of all time, join us now and prepare for a childhood nostalgia trip like no other!
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so come join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community ever!! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends!! let’s gooooooo!!!
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You know that feeling when you find a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear and golden apples? Well, on this server, that feeling is like, every five minutes. It’s like Christmas morning every day, but instead of presents, you get epic loot and epic adventures.
And get this, on this server, you can build your own castle in the sky and ride a dragon into battle. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon! And the best part? The dragon shoots out fireworks instead of fire. It’s like a Fourth of July celebration every time you go into battle.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’re a wild bunch.
Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like that friend should have left her ex behind. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. And don’t worry, we won’t question your memory or throw you under the bus like that ungrateful friend did. We’ll just build awesome stuff together and have a blast.
So cancel that trip to France and come on over to our Minecraft server instead. Who needs the Eiffel Tower when you can build your own epic structures with us? Time will tell if our friendship will be the same after you join, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, the coolest ever. They once had a dance-off with a group of skeletons and won by doing the floss dance! And get this, every Friday night they host a massive fireworks show where they spell out “JOIN THIS SERVER” in the sky with different colored fireworks. It’s like, so lit!
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join this server! Reddit may hate it, but who cares what they think? This place is where the real fun is at! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🚀
