Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!

Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.

With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.

Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Falling into the Void: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Hidden Object Quest Minecraft Server

    Hidden Object Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing hidden is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take hidden object games to a whole new level!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures scattered throughout our custom-built worlds. From secret underground lairs filled with diamonds to mystical floating islands with rare loot, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate treasure hunter?

    So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your senses, and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Who knows what hidden wonders await you? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 402 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Abundant Minecraft SMP Life

    Abundant Minecraft SMP Life
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever dream of!

    Join us and experience the thrill of knowing that one day, your Minecraft character will pass on their virtual life to another player. It’s like a virtual circle of life, man. Plus, our server is filled with crazy events like llama rodeos, diamond hunting competitions, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Creepers!

    So come on, join us and embrace the abundance of life in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1219 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • FamRoast Minecraft Server

    FamRoast Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being treated like the runt of the litter in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! On our server, ADHD is a superpower and being hyperactive is celebrated! No more being grounded for moving around too much or getting punished for not being able to focus.

    Join us and experience a world where ramen is served to everyone, even if your grades aren’t perfect. Say goodbye to being called hurtful slurs by your siblings and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

    Our server is filled with amazing teachers who will help you reach your full potential, just like the teacher who changed everything for our 16m player. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing medication to thrive – in fact, we encourage it!

    So come on over and leave behind the negativity of your family. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are valued and respected. Join now and let’s make Minecraft a safe haven for all!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoMILNoSILAllowedCraft

    NoMILNoSILAllowedCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of good vibes? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any toxic behavior – not even from your mother-in-law!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs with your friends. But the real challenge? Dealing with MIL Pat and her shady antics.

    Imagine a world where your SIL Alice is the hero, raising her kids while studying to become an orthodontics assistant. She’s a total boss, and we stan a queen who doesn’t take any nonsense from mean MILs.

    And speaking of MILs, ours is a whole other level of crazy. She wore a beige dress to a wedding? That’s nothing compared to her outrageous behavior on our server. Watch out for flying planters and inappropriate language – she’s a real piece of work.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of family drama, Minecraft adventures, and a whole lot of laughs? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to keep your cool when things get heated – we’ve got your back, even when your MIL doesn’t.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CovidCrafter SMP

    CovidCrafter SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your quarantine blues! Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

    On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CreeperCrisis: Sorry to Blow Up Your House!

    CreeperCrisis: Sorry to Blow Up Your House!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of dirt to mine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket, or the joy of pranking unsuspecting players by filling their chests with nothing but stacks of rotten flesh.

    We have a thriving community of players who love to pull off insane stunts and create wild builds that will leave you in awe. Plus, our admin team is always ready to spice things up with spontaneous events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in 60 seconds.

    So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • RussianRaidersMC

    RussianRaidersMC
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A SHIP WITH DANGEROUS RUSSIAN CARGO RUNNING AGROUND IN NORWEGIAN WATERS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

    ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD EPIC SHIPS AND CRASH THEM INTO ICEBERGS LIKE A TRUE CAPTAIN! WE’VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RUSSIAN SPY NOVEL, AND MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN!

    JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF SURVIVING A SHIPWRECK, FIGHTING OFF PIRATES, AND TRADING WITH VIKINGS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WELCOMING AS A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON BOARD AND SET SAIL FOR AN ADVENTURE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds – Where you can mod your way to world domination!

    Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds – Where you can mod your way to world domination!
    Description Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]
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    Overview

    Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

    • Airships
    • Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
    • Immersive gear from Epic Knights
    • Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
    • Chunk claiming
    • Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
    • Routine events with lucrative rewards
    • And so much more, such as astronomy, decorations, or wine and cheese!

    Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the economy based on? The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors.
    Are there routine events? Yes, there are routine events with lucrative rewards, ranging from FFA brawls to pistol duels or airship racing!
    What are some unique aspects of the server? Unique aspects include airships, cannons, flintlocks and muskets, immersive gear from Epic Knights, and more.
    Can players create nations? Yes, players can create nations or join existing ones to work together and grow.
    How can I start playing? Join our Discord using the link provided in the description to start playing on the server.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 244

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blame Her Minecraft Server

    Blame Her Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.

    So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1516 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • wake up in minecraft smp ohio

    wake up in minecraft smp ohio
    > Wake up in Ohio and find yourself in a world where pumpkins are the ultimate power source. Join our Minecraft SMP where pumpkin spice lattes are the key to unlocking hidden abilities and taking over the server!

    > Fight off hordes of zombie baristas who are trying to steal your precious pumpkin spice lattes and claim them as their own. Only the strongest and most caffeinated players will survive!

    > Build a pumpkin spice latte fortress to protect yourself from rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious beverages. Form alliances with other players to create the ultimate pumpkin spice latte empire!

    > Explore the vast pumpkin spice latte mines deep underground, where you can mine for rare spices and ingredients to create the most powerful lattes in the land. But beware, the pumpkin spice monsters lurking in the shadows will stop at nothing to protect their precious resources!

    Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a pumpkin spice latte-fueled adventure like never before. Are you ready to sip your way to victory?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Bedrock Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

    Bedrock Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more surprises than bottles of pee under your boyfriend’s bed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, drama, and maybe even a few hidden treasures (hopefully not pee-related).

    Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?

    And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?

    So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PreggoPuffCraft

    PreggoPuffCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family gatherings filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unreasonable requests.

    Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TraumaTalksMC SMP

    TraumaTalksMC SMP
    Are you tired of awkward family dinners where you’re holding onto a dark secret from your childhood? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape reality and never have to face those uncomfortable conversations again! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and forget all about your traumatic past. Plus, who needs therapy when you can build a virtual world where anything is possible? So come on, join us and leave your emotional baggage at the door – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be carrying is your diamond sword!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PixelPantsParty

    PixelPantsParty
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? And let’s not forget the epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon, where you’ll have to team up with llamas armed with laser beams to save the day!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even have your first naked encounter with a skeleton (Your mother doesn’t count)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Falling into the Void: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MozartTeenBeats Minecraft Server

    MozartTeenBeats Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gots to join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a secret portal to the library in Germany where Mozart hid his secret tunes! Legend has it, if u play his music while mining diamonds, u get super OP powers like flying on a pig and shooting rainbow lasers from ur eyes! Plus, we got a pet creeper named Wolfgang who loves to blow stuff up in rhythm with the music. Join now and be part of the Mozart madness!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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