Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!

Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.

With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.

Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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