Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!

Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.

With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.

Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ores Mined: 9023
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Emeralds Found: 2073 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Farms Harvested: 513

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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