Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!

Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.

With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.

Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 196
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
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